Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Cos kids always smile, and bring the sun out...

Why does rain not wash away tears?

 

it cant it just dilutes them but the Sun dries them up

Why am I not drunk ?

 

Your not well...jees mally, you ok? Lol

Last but not least?

 

I boinked your mother

Have you ever considered investing in limestone?

 

I did, but i lost the guy that was carrying it, fell in aa hole, and he just went!
Your pa was rubbish!

Could you eat an entire body cast of chocolate, same sex?

 

Weeell-perhaps I may nibble an earlobe...after all,we haven't been introduced.


why is it always OTHER people who win the lottery-never YOU?

 

Because god hates you

Where oh where can my baby be?

 

In the washing basket checking out your socks

why does the postman always ring twice ?

 

The first time is for the milk man, the second, you!

Does a baby really not understand how to talk?

 

they can talk but there always pissed on breast milk

how can I get out of going to work tomorrow ?

 

Hang overs and serious illness work good!

Does the window cleaner earn his crust?

 

not in our house

whats for lunch ?

 

Try breast milk-it gets you pissed according to my mate,thus you can't got to work tomorrow!

Is my beard long enough yet?

 

only if it reaches your toes

Whats the next question ?

 

Will this one do?

Can you see Uranus from there?

 

Not unless i look in a mirror!

Does lip balm make your lips pout?

 

Lemon juice does

what magnification are Beer Goggles ?

 

Depends on the size of the beer stein.


How high is a bush before it becomes a hedge?

 

above the belly button

why do they say sailing even in a boat with no sails ?

 

Who's 'they'?

Why do I have two cars and two motorcycles when there's just one me?