Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

No its worms going round and round underground really fast that causes trees to wave wind just gets the blame

when we went decimal who got all the left over 2 pence out of a shilling

 

They were all used to buy the remaindered Valentines cards from the day before, which were sold the following year and the proceeds used to buy fixed interest government stocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of this were wiped out by hyper-inflation two years later.

(p.s. shillings became 5 New Pence, not 10!)


Does anybody still use imperial measurements?

 

Yes the imperialist pigs Lol

why cant you get drunk on wine gums ?

 

Cos they're solid, not liquid - so you can only get eaten on them.


What is a poke, and why would you put a pig in one?

 

you wouldnt you would put a cow in one

when does pi end?

 

In medieval times a pie used to be a poke, and a pig was an apple so it really means "apple pie"

why do they say trains pull out ! why don't they just drive off like cars

 

when you get a bald horse


what difference would it have made if the nail hadn't been wanted and the battle hadn't been lost?

 

we would all plunder in the riches of a won battle for unwanted nails.

nine inch nails are used to seal a coffin and the statue of liberty has nine inch nails. so could the statue of liberty seal coffins?

 

Not unless she puts the torch flame down-coffins tend to be wooden.


If everything is made of sub-atomic cosmic dust,why doesn't everything taste the same?

 

Same reason it doesn't look the same.


Why is it so easy to grow weeds, and so difficult to grow anything worthwhile?

 

cos all flowers were weeds once

whats the square root of fuck all ?

 

Ah,I know this one-it's 'nought,nought,DOUBLE nought,sod-all,blank!

Where does the sky end and the universe begin?

 

At the end of our street

why does it always rain on me ? I never lied when I was 17

 

it always rains on everything outside.

what does the word sophomore mean?

 

the opposite of sopholess

What's for tea?

 

Beans on toast.

What game are we playing?

 

Game?-you mean,this isn't real life?

 

No I mean yes , this is or may not really , possible

Where is your question ?

 

I hid it.

Who left the door open?

 

Meeeeeee

Who closed it?