Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Depends if you have a lisp

Why do we talk to ourselves?

 

It's the only way to ensure you get a truthful answer,old chap [and yes,you're right-you'd make a WONDERFUL president!]

is it normal,to forget the question you didn't remember you'd forgotten to forget???

 

I don't know, I've forgotten

What is the last thing a Groom loses on their wedding night?

 

Any sense of decorum,old chap.

Is it just me...or have you been thinking it too?

 

Hmmm very much so.

When you went to school, did you ever bunk?

 

Yes , but I spelt it differently than you do

Were you ever on top in your classroom activities at school?

 

OHHH,yes! I won the cup three terms in a row as 'best truant'!!!

Right-pay attention '''' ! '''' [see?]

 

Attention seeking. LETS TALK IN CAPITALS TO SHOUT!!!!!!

Why are dolphins called dolphins?

 

Because not everyone can spell Porporse, Poorpoise, Pourpose .... Porpoises

Why doesn't a clock face show 24 numbers?

 

Because that would make life more eventful....Days longer!

Is the earth really flat?

 

Nothing is ever really flat, eve when one is walking upon it there are always peaks and troughs - just like Life

Why, if the best things in life are free, do we covert and aspire for financial gain?

 

Because cream cakes and champagne are NOT free!


Why are cars so expensive to mend???

 

Because you're a mere girly,Beachy...so naturally you excel at vacuuming & ironing,not mechanics.

Er....should I run now,before BeachBall sees that reply?

 

You can run ... but you can't hide.


Would you like some sugar in that?

 

Good Lord,no-only those of low breeding put sucrose into finest coffee!

Did that happen spontaneously,or did you have to work up to it?

 

I always work hard at everything I do.

How many G-strings do you got, Puggy?

 

NONE - mine are all Drop-D strings,Hon.

Are they SUPPOSED to wobble in that fashion?

 

No ... I think I used a bit too much gelatine.

Will you let ME drive this time?

 

I would do-but your driving has a terrible effect on me...

Ant PARTAY night by puggybear posted Feb 9, 2014 at 1:06 AM

Is that thing SUPPOSED to be covered in Vaseline???

 

Good thing it is! That chain could chafe..

How do you stop your tree lights from flashing?