Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I don't own any colors.

Why do some caps twist and some flip off?

 

To cater for those who are left-handed and those who are right-handed

Why is it that Americans play foot-ball, with their hands?

 

It's for the same reason Spanish Toreadors wave red flags at colourblind bovine males,Wolfie.

Is there any reason morrow has barricaded her doors,reinforced her windows-and put "Piss off Puggybear!" signs up?

 

I'm told that she's more of a timid-y person and not into 'Wild things'

Why is it that a pair is also a fruit?

 

Well,I know several fruits-but they're not all pairs, bruv.

Mind you-how come gay blokes get to wear all the really colourful kit?

 

I would surmise that it's in the job description(?)

Since Garlic wards off Vampires - does that mean that the French are safe?

 

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

= To confuse the French

However, since Garlic wards off Vampires - does that mean that the French are safe?

 

AH,the age-old question,eh? Well,the answer is NO...because vampires do so love old,remote chateaus and castles,y'see...[mwahahaha]

Now-would you like to play with my ballpoint?

 

Funny you should ask that,Puggy-I was just thinking ''I bet his ballpoint is the size of a road-drill!'' Phwooah!

How come 'likes' have become so rare on this forum....eh???

 

It is methinks because it is; an until recently, an under-used topic

Why is the ship that I wait to come in, either at sea or - docked at another port?

 

Because you’re destiny is not to come in anything but to get wet and salty... swim!

Does anyone know people by the names of Seymour Butts, Amanda Hugandkiss or Hugh Jass? *Simpsons tribute

 

No,but I did once work with a Seymour Flowers. [true,btw]

Is it REALLY necessary for Apple and Microsoft to be so crappy to each other's o/s's?

 

That's what they want you to think(!)

If the best things in life are free, does that make the poorest of us the most fortunate?

 

Well,yes,if being barefoot, homeless and hungry give you a semi, dude!

Is it REALLY necessary for presidents to have such huge egos?

 

Yes, why are you thinking of running for office Puggy?

Why is it that the last dance, is the one which many will dance, alone?

 

...because the gonk that scheduled the Last Dance,didn't look at the bus or train timetables-WHAT a prat!

Are puppies cuter than kittens in your world?

 

No, I've always preferred a young Pussy to that of a dog ... .. they taste nicer

In Astrology, is it better to go to War or journey on a Trek?

 

Yes. Yer takes yer choice and yer walks yer own path,bruv.

Is it just us bears getting bigger,or are the humans encroaching on our homes?

 

It's you big boy....

Is it easy to say wriggle or is it a riggle?