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Is that clover lonely?

 

Never he goes with his friends everywhere.

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?

 

zee quarder punder wiz zee cheez on

if you cut a cookie into a gingerbread man shape, does he then become real?

 

Only in your mind

How are your toes today?

 

freezing, but they say very happy, thanks for asking

do you like fake food?

 

No, I have no use for fake food.

Fake Fingernails

 

OOOPpPs forgot where I was for a mo


Do you fancy fake fingernails down your back?

 

No thanks, never know when they will come off..got my own, so thats one half of the mix.

Ever wondered how you get your shoes on with fake toe nails?

 

Yeah because the nails should be called door nails but I guess since they are nailed through my toes the name changed.

Do you ever wonder if you see blue when everyone else sees red bud you don't know any different because everyone just calls it red when you see it?

 

yeahhh, it must be cool to be colour blind...

ever got a blue apple from the market?

 

One the blue-ish pueple apples



Is the key to life shaped like a key?

 

Its shaped like a heart....

ever thought you spotted something or someone you know but you dont really know them its just that they really looked like someone you thought you knew, but you didnt want to stop or shout them cos you were not one hundred percent, then when you realised it wasnt who you thought you thought it was, so felt totally relieved?

 

Totally relieved, NO but I feel totally embarrassed most times but I'm a goof that way.

Ever wonder why such a relatively low tech thing like a pair of glasses costs so much? I mean they can be astronomically expensive, more than a TV or a Stereo that has hundreds of little parts - why is that do you think? Afterall they are just made of plastic and not much more.

 

I know what you mean, glasses should be very inexpensive, it's beyond me how they charge so much!


Why do you do the silly things you do?

 

Cos I'm silly?

How many times in a sentence can you say drat?

 

Drat the Dratted Drat!! three times apparently if you count dratted - the past tense of drat but I'm tired tonight, if I had more energy I could make it more.


Can you come over and fix me something to eat? I'm just too tired to do it for myself.

 

Sure, I will get my coat!....knock knock!!!

Do gnomes put coats on when outside?

 

it is a myth that gnomes wear clothing at all..they only are depicted with clothing because of the enormous girth of their peckers....cant have that on peoples lawns all over england so they put clothes on them for outdoor display

out of all my friends here which one changes her status the most?

 

Her......status. I guess "Secret Thinker" but I could be wrong - I haven't been paying enough attention to be sure.


What is your status?

 

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