Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

If your sushi smells like Susie, scrap that shit.

What is the purpose miniature goats?

 

People only like goat milk in little dashes!

Would Noah have a different ark today?

 

Maybe if you asked that yesterday



Why is the world round?

 

Because Square is just so uncool.


How much is too much?

 

When you feel like your gunna pop.


How many times have you ran around the Earth?

 

Only about 50 times a day


Why does it rain cats and dogs?

 

Cos mise and rats would mess your hair up!

Do you like to make rhymes up, tell one!

 

This is what I sing to my cat. I know it's totally ridiculous and stupid nevertheless, here goes

"Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat, Warn ya
I'm gonna take ya all the way to California
Ho Di Oh Ho Di Oh Ho Di Oh

You know Kitty Cat
I know Kitty Cat
She purrs like her heart is going pitty pat

Ho Di Oh Ho Di Oh Ho Di OH"

(repeat from top)


Now have your big laugh at my expense, I don't mind. It really makes my cat happy when I sing to her



How pie does it take to fill your pie hole?

 

oh many and big, with a cherry on top :daisy:

do ya get the sun or the moon in the morning?

 

I like them both to make a showing - that perfect moment (thanks for not mentioning my new typo )


do you count freckles?

 

Only if they were not there last night! ( you did a typo?) Ha!

What's the ringing in your ears?

 

Its my Prince Albert piercing vibrating with excitement when I think of you.


Some bloke said he was going to smash his guitar across my head-was it just a fret???

 

It was just a compliment



These girls wanted to cuddle at the bus stop, do you think they wanted to sleep?

 

Probably just wanted to keep warm.


Do you disapprove of cuddling?

 

I love cuddling! Not so much with strangers though.



What is your favorite thing to drink?

 

I tend to favour liquids.

Does a crystal glass butt-plug reflect all the colours of the rectum?

 

It reflects all of the colors of the eyeballs


Are you a duck?

 

Only if I walk and talk and act like one.

Do fish smell when you swim underwater?

 

Only if you inhale deeply

Do sour patch kids really walk and talk?

 

Only when we aren't looking

How far is two times green?