Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

it sounds like my friends tom and lisa

should I buy a case of cheap bad beer or a six pack of good beer or a bottle of great but expensive beer?

 

can you do halfy half? if not, go for the cheap one, at least it will be full of bubbles!

can a cockle picker also pick cockles from the cockle pickers cockle picking basket?

 

i would guess a cockle picker can pick from anything
(i did do halfy there was a good beer that was on sale because it was past the fresh date...still good though)

if one person is willing to pay lots of money for a square piece of plastic does it then become valuable to everyone?

 

No-it just proves gullibility is real.

Are you going to eat ALL that?

 

Yep...serves you right!

Who don't everyone take garlic every day, then no one will have smelly breath surely?

 

Theres no such thing as smelly breath.


Why don't you fly to the moon?

 

because my cow isn't feeling up to it today.

When will Silly Season ever end?

 

When all the silly people stop doing silly things

Blue tooth, ain't even got a tooth, so how does it work?

 

No idea. I have it and it never seems to work for me.

Who would want blue teeth anyway?

 

Papa smurf?

Do you ever dilly dally?

 

Every time I eat a Dill Pickle.

How many Skiddles fit in your pocket?

 

Squidly squat

How much is a Squidly?

 

More than Octopussy but less that Clamhead

How much ink in Squidly?

 

just enough to poke its eye out


what colour are squidlys eye ?

 

Whatever colour matches his mood at the time.





Does a Snoopy Annual contain peanuts?

 

only when the monkey is featured!

do bears really use rabbits to wipe their bum?

 

Only on Mondays.


Do you like hipforums?

 

hips have their own forums?


laugh a minute..do you?

 

What is a laugh..


Did we leave Susie behind?

 

nope..SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

susie or sushi, wnich one smells the worse?