Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

One time my sister said a butterknife can kill you. I said no it cant. She said if it has peanut butter on it, it can.
Judging from that childhood conversation i have to answer yes.

Why are the best dentists in areas that dont need the best dentists?

 

The money in honey

do ya wanna dance?

 

I would if i was there but i am here. Strange that here and there dont ryhme

Would it be hot in your house if you had an inch worth of sun?

 

yes, my south facing blinds are brilliant at trapping!

did ya chuck ya pan lids?

 

Chuck chucked them

Can I use Peanut Butter as a substitute for Butter?

 

so long as you dont mind the jelly..

did you just make the jelly wobble?

 

Well its fat but i call them jelly rolls and yes i did.

Whats the funnest thing to do from your roof?

 

Do Abbot and Costello's "Who's on first" routine with a random passerby.

Who's on first?

 

Mr Squiggle

What is the last thing you drew with your nose?

 

Blood!

whats a waltz

 

That thing from tennessee.

What is a substitute for nail clippers?

 

dogs teeth

are lions better than tigers?

 

One guy says lions are kings of the jungle and all of a sudden tigers cheetahs and elephants lose all respect.

Do you clean the pile of meal up now or do you dick around on HF for a lil while longer.

 

well, im here...... :gossip:

wanna partay?

 

Thanks,but no-gotta work today-and your parties always leave me with bite marks!

Who put the sand in the Vaseline?

 

You! For effect

Who ate the Vaseline?

 

I thought it was white grape jelly :|

How can I grow taller?

 

Stretching?

Why does the microwave make pastry soft?

 

Because it doesn't go nice and slow.

What is the proper amount of cookies to eat?

 

Till you burb, and taste cookies!

Does that parrot sound like you, or yourself?