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Ha ha

You win, though.

Lol

Answer him.

 

In the crotch OK asmosis?

When did you last think of head lice, and scratch your head? Lol

 

As i read that.

Have you ever been told not to think of purple elephants?

 

Yeah...but it sounded more.llllllllllll

Ever discover a code?

 

yeah but if you are asking if I was the first then I don't know

do you look like your drivers license photo?

 

Nope, my face is 4 dimensional(including 1 dimension for time).

Why do we never witness time going in reverse of the normal way it goes?

 

going backwards with big feet trips you up

how much oxygen does a fish need?

 

Underwater the fish dont smell.

Aint that right uh huh?

 

nooooooooo, smelly feet need lots of water, and fish

do the fish have real fingers and nuggets...like chicken?

 

No they haves ticks.

Do gills work?

 

Only when their boss is looking.

What can you use to get the stain out of glass?

 

Clear chalk

How do make a ring around a tree?

 

Infect it with the Bubonic plague.

How does a chicken insult another chicken that is chicken?

 

Calls it a baby

Is it a coincidence that i am in 10 seconds about to eat chicken?

 

No, I hear baby meat tastes a lot like chicken.

Why is there no cat flavored dog food?

 

hedgehogs wont eat it!


why is it called a budha

 

It isnt. He is.

Do ants look at magnifying glasses like it is the death star?

 

No, but it does make them realise who is boss


how do they know how to make your shoes fit?

 

They put a hole in top and flat on bottom. That seems to have worked for 99.999% of the people with feet for the last couple thousand years.

Is torture for info as usefull as the witch trials?

 

lets give it a go, and see.....

do you have any torture equipment?