Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The mounds of money and Viagra.

Did ya ever get that prize?

 

I got prizes but none that could be called THAT prize.

What is the best reason to watch paint dry?

 

You love the colour?

Do you watch jelly set?

 

No my fridge is made of lead.

If soda is bad because of sugar and caffeine then why don't soda mker take them out.

 

Then they wouldn't be so bubbly


How many bubbles in a bubbly?

 

Can be any amount. the key is they need to look like they appeared from nowhere.

What are soft wood floors?

 

Carpet covered

Does the word orange! Begin with an 'O' because of its shape?

 

it begins with an O because apples took over the A letter back when there were only a few fruit

whats that noise you just heard?

 

Words with friends

Do you like the sound of a big old motorbike?

 

No. There might be times but rarely if so.


When you scoop the meat out what do you put inside?

 

You have to fill it with the flowback that comes out of a fracking well, since flowback is knownl for its healing properties?

What kind of lotion should I be applying to my dresser when it gets a rash?

 

I dont know but take your time deciding, you dont want to make a rash decision.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

 

You stand back, aim, and then ...chuck...

What's lobby's?

 

Whatever it lobbies for.

When winter weather awaits, whence whines the worried whistling?

 

November

Are your roots rooted for the team you root for?

 

No, may the best team win!

Are you glad there's a dutch guy in your fav hockey team? :-D

 

ERM what's hockey? Oh that dance were you all grab and shuffle along...hokey kokey..awwww do the...

Is there only 12 days of Christmas?

 

Even less then 12.

Where do you dislike to have an itch the most?

 

No, it is 365 days a year.


Does leap year make that different?

 

I itch in the back pocket just before Christmas, but I love it!

Do you trip yourself up?