Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The person who first gathered a bunch of animals.

Why dosnt the dunkin donuts man say "its time to make the coffee"

 

His mouth is full of donuts before he gets the chance.

Why do superheros wear tights?

 

To keep their jiggly bits in one place.

Why does michael jackson sound like a woman?

 

Death does that to you, must be cos your jiggly bits fall off

I know, I know....

Do your jiggly bits actually jiggle? What is a jiggle anyway?

 

Drop jello watch the way it moves when it hits the floor. That is jiggling

Why is a style of music called motown its not like something in the air gives music that sound.

 

It's the jiggling jelow on the mike

Rasta, is it singing pasta?

 

No, pasta is more like whip and nae nae.

What's the stupidest dance.......that you have done?

 

Birdy song! But im a bird, so what did you expect?

Do you sing in your head?

 

Only when I know the words.

Is it raining in your bedroom

 

Oh yes, big down pour!

Ami being giddy?

 

no, aimee is


How do you raise a roof?

 

With a match.

Which blue witch blew which blue stitch?

 

The witch with the stitch that lived in a ditch, but only because her stitch gave an itch to that bitch witch!


What's a tripper?

 

A person who trips someone

Why does soda have so many names?

 

So many bubbles

What's a belly laugh?

 

The opposite of a belly flop

Are we inside another being?

 

Like Horton hears a who?

Who did you hear?

 

Heard your voice in my head but with an american accent.

Trees have seeds but why don't we ever see grass seeds on the lawn?

 

The mower ate them before the birds did


Did the robin survive? If not, I seen his brother on my fence

 

He didn't die after the original batman run but he did die in an alternate universe.

What really stays in Vegas?