Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Women breed!

Do we send them all christmas cards?

 

Only the ones that were alive some time in the last 100 years


Don't men breed as well?

 

No, they just plant seeds..

How do you make a daisey chain?

 

First you plant lots of daisy's then you wait....and wait....and wait.

Whats a juke and why is it always in a box?

 

It isn't. In the early days Wurlitzer also made a jukebag ... but the records in it got damaged too easily, so they didn't sell very well. If you can find one, though, they're exceedingly collectable because they made so few of them. One in nearly pristine condition sold at auction for over $100,000 last month.


What's the limit of your credulity?

 

Well i heard that in a song so i will answer "fuck shit stack"

How much does fire weigh?

 

About the same as a lungful of vacuum


Speaking of vacuums ... I have a vacuum cleaner ... but what I've never figured out is why does anyone want to clean their vacuum anyway?

 

So it matches the carpet.

Why do we fight a battle we can't win?

 

Because it's there


Do you really expect me to ask a silly question?

 

You have to, all questions are silly.
What is out there after dark that isn't there during the day?

 

The boggy man.

Does wee willy winky, run through your town?

 

No its purple aki that runs through ours

what does "fill your boots " mean ?

 

Put stuff in your boots. Or put feet in them.

How close to the speed limit should one drive?

 

Just over so you get a buzz, and open one back window so your ear drums pop...lol

How many fizzy sweets can you get in your mouth at once?

 

one! the others aren't that fizzy

how many blueberry's make a pie ?

 

A bush, how big is your pie?

How much ice cream in alaska is eaten?

 

about half the rest melts in your hands

what shouldn't you do if you live in a glass house ?

 

Make love to your neigbour! Lol

What ball is best for tennis?

 

I find Two more comfortable

if a stitch in time saves nine , What happens to the other eight ?

 

The fall through a hole in the space/time continuum

How can you be SURE that it isn't the waving of the trees that creates the wind?