Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Did you ask him to keep a check?

Which way is alberqurqe?

 

that away,,,,if you ask bugs

am I naked if I was too lazy to take off my socks?

 

Nope, not a good look

Are socks actually clothing?

 

They are if you wear then on your head.

Is my dog continously walking around naturally fully clothed, or is he really walking around naked?

 

He just has a lot of body hair, he is naked.

Name a word you just made up, what's it for?

 

Potatomind. It's how my mind operates after working night shift.

What did Aquaman put in his hair, back in the 80s, so that it never looked wet?

 

80,s...I'm not old enough to know..lol

Did you gobble your food down, and make a noise like a Turkey?

 

only when I lick off the sugar from the breakfast of chumps

did you take the bus to school or did you wear a backpack?

 

Hell iPad came in useful at times

Did you match your walls and doors when you painted them

 

No i kept the doors as doors and walls as walls.

How many years will it take to wipe out all signs of human life from the top of the planet?

 

666 zillion.

Why do i always needs sleep?

 

Because you live in dreamland.

Why do tattoos need to be done with a needle?

 

If they were done with a pen they would be drawings

Why do i get tired at work?

 

Cos your bed gets lonely and calls you

You looking forward to Santa? Been good this year?

 

I am Santa.

I have dysleixa does that mean I am Satan?

 

Welcome to my brew

I like chocolate, but can't eat it, what can I have instead?

 

Neapolitan ice cream if you eat around the vanilla and strawberry.

Why do we wash towels when we only use them when we are our cleanest.

 

Because of leftover chocolate ice cream.

Why are most of the foods people use in sexual acts sweet?

 

Have you ever gotten ghost pepper juice on your groin area?

Why are they called magicians when they are illusionists?

 

I call them kidologists..and the kiddy ones, kiddy kidologists..suits them too..

Where does the name zoo come from?