Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Cos he isn't a good actor?

Why do you say see saw?

 

that's what it is...you know the thing that the fat people always torture you on.

are playgrounds built with the intention of hurting children to toughen them up?

 

To annoy the adults, why do those kids have to have fun?

Would you ever push the line to pass the kids and have a go on a ride?

 

Only if it was the only way.

Would humans be better or worse off if we never itched

 

A scratch is as good as any scratch, just scratch, its such a relief!

Is it a scratch or an itch that tickles?

 

an itch tickles a scratch stops it.

why would god make so many animals so similar, does he have no originality?

 

Even I can tell a zebra coat when I see it..

Can you cost a coffee from Costa?

 

I don't think so al

is it tool time?

 

Nope, but cool time, being autumn now.

Who killed the robin?

 

I always thought it was the joker.

do you ever hear a distant noise from outside and think I wonder who else is in the house with me?

 

No, if its in the distance, then they can't be in the house, unless you live in a palace of course, and not being a true princess, I don't, although my home is my palace, but not a prince's palace just mine. I guess on cleaning day it looks like a little palace, my family say, I have my home like a little palace, so maybe it is a palace, I dunno..

Wish a dream

 

is that even a question? if it is I guess it is silly...ummm money in my pockets until they rip my jeans.

have you ever skipped to the loo?

 

My darling...of course, bit ropey though..

Did you just laugh at my expense? How much?

 

Wasnt at you it reminded me of something kevin smith said about shitting while stoned. He said he was on the bowl for over an hour and was telling his wife it was ropey then when he was done there was the smallest turd he ever saw.

What if chinese resteraunts started putting their food in pizza boxes?

 

I'd start a boxer rebellion.

Where does unused electricity go?

 

I keep mine in my pocket.

Why did matchbox 20 change their name to matchbox twenty?

 

Because the bed can not breathe.

Why must it rain?

 

Mellens are chill fruit.

Do you see what's going on here?

 

Hang on while I put me specs on...

Where did it go?

What happened to Mr Magoo?

 

He took a left turn at alberqurqe.

Why didn't spell check know what I was typing