Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Depends on who recorded it. Some bands are more groovy than others.

What is fire made of?

 

Wood and coal

Is paint stripper, really a stripper?

 

It makes me take off my clothes. Maybe that makes me a John...or a pimp. I don't know but yeah.

Why didn't my chickens ever get pox?

 

It was egg bound

What makes a roap hang?

 

Rope

Why do we get sleepy?

 

Sleepiness

Auto correct is crap?

 

If you dont look at what you are typing it is.

Are reality tv stars on earth just to give normal people something to make fun of?

 

Ya gotta see how the other half lives sometimes!

Why is my music loud?

 

The dial is on 11.

Why are wins epic?

 

Because I'm not angry at Joey anymore.

Who are the grammar police?

 

they are undercover but you will know them when they try to give you a ticket.

are movies better with George lucas involved or with him having nothing at all to do with a movie?

 

They can be a bit of a mystery

Rats make good pets?

 

as long as they don't want to leave their cage

why do people always ask the same questions...why don't they make planes out of the black box, why do we drive on the parkway...ect ect?

 

It's so much easier to ask what doesn't have answers, ignore them, its just rebellion..

What is a life span?

 

The first person to explain it used a picture of a bird as an example and pointed out how life started at the tip of the left wing and ended at the tip of the right wing. And the wing span of that bird was an example of someones life. Thus coining the phrase life span.

What technology is most likely alien?

 

My washing machine with the front off the electro panel!

How long can you stop breathing for?

 

Forever. But i think i will wait on that for now.

What is the silliest question?

 

The ones you get asked when you're talking in your sleep.

Why does Mellencamp want a lover that won't drive him crazy?

 

The others are crazy enough...

How many men would it take to build a triffle

 

Depends on how fast you want it finished.

Why doesn't Stephen Colbert act any different?