Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It will take a while to explain.

Where does time come from?

 

need time to think about that one

How long is my yard

 

3 ft

Is it ok to count on your fingers?

 

Half as long as it would be if it were twice as long as it is.

Did that make sense?

 

They are frail compared to many body parts.

How tall is a meter maid

 

If you're not asking too much from them.

When will the world end?

 

A meter is maid as tall as is required by law.

What is the reason that people fall out of sinc?

 

They don't confine themselves to basin

We used to let our fingers do the walking, now what

 

We let others' fingers do the walking.

Why do people still shake hands?

 

jazz moves

Speaking of handedness, where is the off hand

 

No telling - it's quicker than the eye.

Why does the man in the moon not blink?

 

He doesn't trust us; not even a little.

I'm a grown man. Why do I like cartoons so much?

 

Your brain is still child-like.

Did i miss the question asking party?

 

No, questions don't ask parties anything.

Do Water Buffaloes live in the water?

 

Only the ones with wings.

Can human tech come from anywhere but aliens

 

Sure..it's just too technical..

How do you raise the bar?

 

Lower your seat.
Why did anyone buy button fly jeans?

 

I did because I thought they were selling mutton and fried beans.

Why can't you have too much of a good thing?

 

you can, if it goes bad but then if it goes bad then it is no longer a good thing so you got rid of some of the good things and now you have just the right amount of good things. and that is why you cant have too much.

why does the cat want to annoy me?

 

Your breath smells of fish..

Who did kill cock robin, and should we mourn him?