Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yes. In fact, they'll make sandwiches out of anything that even just looks like a finger. Yeah, that means exactly what you think it means. And yes, they like meatballs, too!!

What if I knock on a stranger's door to use their bathroom, and they say, "No. No way"? What then?

 

Proper etiquette dictates that you leave a present on their front porch...right in front if the door.


Why is pizza crust on the bottom instead of the top?

 

The toppings would stick to the oven.

How come there is no saddles on fire in blazing saddles.

 

Prometheus wouldn't sell rights to fire, to the producers (the fire in the campfire scene is really fake).

Why do apples keep doctors away?

 

They hate the worms in apples so if you eat them the doc knows your mealy.

What is the one millionth number in pi?

 

Numbers are not pie-filling. And you spelled pie wrong.

What is better, cake or pi?

 

Kavlava

How often do you squeek when you cough?

 

Depends on how cold the doctor's hands are.

How do you terminate the "Wash, rinse, repeat" loop?

 

You wait for the shampoo bottle to go empty.

Is the Vulcan hair style logical?

 

No but all the humans make fun of the logical hair styles so they dont use them.

Do birds aim for my car?

 

The ones with guns do.

When I stick my finger in a light-socket, how does it know the exact moment to zap me?

 

Electricity has a unique ability to tell when someone does something stupid.

Have you ever found something illegal to own?

 

Yes, I have a bazooka that I keep under my bed. Please don't tell anyone I told you that.

Why are bazookas illegal?

 

Because they are addictive, and have no medicinal value.

Why do I have to mow my grass?

 

OCD

Is right or left handedness relevant to underhandedness

 

Because it's very difficult to talk your neighbor into doing if for you.

Why are neighbors sometimes unfriendly and distant?

 

because you are on the wrong side of the fence

can frogs taste their food

 

I don't know; they won't say.

Do telephones really make life better?

 

No but vibrate mode made telephones better

is life really better or worse

 

Yes.

Why does time take a long time?