Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

3 quarters around and 6 ways till sunday.

If the loo is too close to skip to how will she get there?

 

She won't, just doing a handstand will hold it in.

Why doesn't the zap you get sometimes from a shopping trolley/cart kill you?

 

Because if it did it wouldn't give you a shock.

Can we have more sports beer and videogames.

 

Maybe, I'd have to move the couch.

In Australia do strippers spin the other way around the pole?

 

If you pay them with money from the north.

Why are cans always aluminum?

 

Because gold is too expensive

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To make the neighbors mad at me.

Why is the beer store so far away?

 

So you can buy one for the road

Why is Elvis so protective of his blue suede shoes?

 

He wasn't he said that to make people want them. So if anyone came to steal his shoes they would leave the brown leather ones.


Who is eating dried clits

 

Dogs will eat anything that's left out (that's terrible!)

What's the best way to catch a cold?

 

With a basketball glove.

Why can't cats be best friends with anyone, like dogs can?

 

oh, but they are!


Which cats do you think of?

 

The one that sings memories.

What night did chicago die?

 

They won't die. The list of past and current members will continue to infinity.

Was the Rocky Horror Picture Show based on a true story?

 

The what? I think you're imagining things.

Who? What? Why? Where?

 

Craig furguson, a play, he needed the money, nyc

Why dont you make a drawing for me?

 

Ok, I will make it out of leftover food scraps.

What happens in America if you don't tip at a restaurant?

 

You automatically go straight to hades.

Is hell all that bad?

 

Nobody ever comes back so they must all love it there.

It is illegal to go to the bathroom in public. If i am away from home am i supposed to just walk in a strangers house and use theirs?

 

No,you should always knock first.

Do cannibals make finger sandwiches?