Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

One that is asked while under the influence of an anesthetic.

What is the purpose of bedtime?

 

Getting the most out of your mattress.

Why do people get buried in a coffin and not straight in the ground? (to me, this actually a good question not a silly one but there ya go!)

 

Because dogs like to dig up bones.

Why do people say coffee is an adult drink?

 

Because they don't want to share with kids.

Why is Tasmania part of Australia, it's not even attached to the mainland?

 

Its in its orbit. Kind of like the moon belongs to earthlings.

What if a pump stops working?

 

If hour penis is stuck in it you should probably call the manufacturer.


Do you prefer a sun setting over water or a mountain?

 

I prefer sunsetting in the west.

Can you win a staring contest against a fish?

 

Only against the bulging eye ones.

Whats your favorite putty?

 

silly putty

why did the slinky go down the stairs?

 

The cat pushed it.

Do fish smell underwater?

 

Yes...after a few days without a bath.

How long is 5 minutes using the metric system?

 

About the length of an average squirrel.

Could Pinocchio make a fresh start by sawing off his wooden lying nose?

 

I am just wondering how that wood doll would smell if he was to do that.

How much is in my bin upstairs?

 

Your bin is Laden (I know, I know poor taste. Whatever)

How do taste buds decide what they do or don't like?

 

They read a lot of health magazines.

Do birds snore while sleeping?

 

Only when they had too much vodka that night.

Who is knocking at the door?

 

Yes, The Who is knocking at the door.


Why do Australians drive on the wrong side of the road (same goes for the British)?

 

So there's more room to do the right thing on the road.

What is the main purpose of underwear?

 

Keep your pants clean for your funeral if you are in an accident.

If the crapper is named after john crapper what should the name of a urinal be?

 

You're in all the way over your head with that question.

At what part of the Chunnel does the right way turn left and how wrong will it go if it doesn't?