Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

thunderstruck makes me thinknof ACDC.. lighting hit... death...

every played golf in a thunder storm?

 

Does a gopher shit in the sandtrap?

If you swallow a long string would you be able to floss all your insides when you shit out the first end while still holding the back end of the string?

 

No I rather eat spaghetti.

How many times a year to you accidently piss on your foot?

 

As rarely as I can help.

Did you know walking was an olympic sport one year?

 

it still is considering how many people are obese...

do you by lottery tickets?

 

if I did i would buy them.

Do you like the advertising banners with naked woman on them?

 

Not the ones for toilet paper

What brought me back here ?

 

lack of toilet paper.

How often do you use a saucepan to actually make a sauce?

 

they always come back

it says to take my pills with a glass of water (glass is 8 oz) so can I take it with a 12 oz cocktail that contains 8 oz of water in it?


(edit, when you say make sauce you mean open a jar of sauce and put it in a pan right?)

 

Sure thing then you might actually meet a pissing penguin in the bathroom.

Do idiots know they are idiots?

 

Hmmmm, I'm totally confused by that question.

What were we talking about anyway?

 

Twisting the night away.

How do nails stay stuck on?

 

Secret ingredient at the horse factory.

When we drink alcohol we must be drinking yeast with it...do we piss out the yeast or poop it out?

 

Does it matter?

Do you eat 1 egg at least once a week?

 

I dont keep tabs on my weekly egg intake.

Why didnt the turkey cross the road?

 

He wanted to be late for dinner so he didn't have to eat the other turkey and be a cannibal.

What was the person that invented the mirror using it for?

 

To stab the rival tribe leader with.

Why do mascots wear the big heads?

 

So the team can have an after party in there.

When is the best time to play piano?

 

When there is a piano around.

Why do dog like bones?

 

They're attracted to anorexics.

What's an insensitive question?