Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The actor must have named it, refering to his heightened masculinity.

What animal would you take a road trip with, a crocidile or an aligator?

 

Well you should never smile at a crocodile and I like to smile so see ya later alligator.

What's an ice breaker type of food?

 

Chocolate spoons

Why does a tap drip?

 

It drips for thee... it drips for thee!!

Where wasn't I when I wasn't where I was?

 

You were where you was.

Where does the heat go after a hot day?

 

To our heads.

From whence did the walrus wail?

 

Abbey road

Should I shave today or yesterday?

 

yesterday

why is the car always at the casino?

 

Because the owner blew all their money and can't afford the fuel home.

Would a zebra steak be striped?

 

Only if it was salisbury zeba steak.

A site I visit is shutting down what should I do for my last post? I am thinking dick pics and cursing everyone out.

 

:rofl:

Conduct a survey about where everyone else is moving on to.

Can your bladder hold more fluid than your stomach?

 

I never asked them.

Why dont people who make one hit wonders copy the way they made their one good song?

 

Two hit wonders just doesnt do it...

Why does a plane not run on a run way?

 

For the same reason models don't - they don't want to fall and get embarrassed.

Why is it important to clean your house regularly?

 

The president might visit.

Why do actors act like they are acting when they play the part of an actor whos job in the movie is an actor.

 

Paycheck

How many movies do you buy a year?

 

star wars comes out less than once a year.

when the does happens to the fry why do you go not then fat hippo to be silent?

 

To be silent is awkward, to voice is another, remove all doubt be thought a fool.

what makes you uncomfortable?

 

That first sentence when talking to a crowd.

I use vertilox and remember the name because it sounds like goldilocks but with a vert in the front. How would you remember vertilox if you worked with many similar sounding chemicals?

 

Pffft why remember...just mix 'em all up and see what happens.

What is thunderstruck? How does it differ from being hit by lightning?