Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yeah a bed of invisibility

Is levitation in fact, just someone laying on an invisible bed?

 

Yes a bed of air.

What is the best use of plastic?

 

Wrapping up your lover...oh wait, that's suffocation.

Why can't the sun shine through thick clouds?

 

The sun is weak and the clouds are strong,

why do the pop ups hide?

 

Because my cat wear hat.

Does unicorn's poop rainbow?

 

Only if they eat too many skittles.

Why are skittles candy called skittles? They look nothing like bowling skittles!

 

Its an American word and in America skittles has nothing to do with bowling.

Why cant steve get a fucking car right fucking now?

 

Because he's American

Can you talk underwater with a mouthful of marbles?

 

next time i get some marbles i will let you know.

how can beer be both black and clear?

 

The more you drink the harder it is to tell what colour it is.

Why does Alf Stewart always say "stone the flamin' crows"?

 

They dont like to act metro.

How do they cut people but keep everything together

 

Duct tape keeps anything together.

Why are yawns contagious?

 

When you yawn you spread a bacteria that makes anyone who gets it yawn.

How do rubberbands get connected?

 

The dubber in the rubber...

what do people mean when they say their left hand doesnt know what their right hand is doing

 

It means that their right hand is secretly having fun because their left hand is a devout Catholic.

How animals know what time it is?

 

Their stomach get hungry they eat... they eat human with watches..

have you ever cut down a neighbor's tree without asking?

 

Yes, but I pickd it back up when he found out.

Have you ever evered, or nevered or whenevered?

 

No but i revered

Do you go down the cavern, cross the dark forrest or pass the short side of the panhandle where the dragon lives?

 

Oh yes, he doesnt like me much though.

Do you tut?

 

I did once back in my 20s so I should say no but I guess its like virginity. Once you do it you are a tutter for life.

Why did they name the show "the last man on earth" when there is another man in the show.