Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Mostly scratch but sometimes yes.

How do the weathermen know what it feels like if the thermometer says something different.

 

They were born with extra sensitive skin.

Why is it not ok for women to have a beard like a lot of men do?

 

It is just fine. If you want to join the circus.

If taylor ham is so good why dont they sell it anywhere else?

 

Because then people would just buy it for pet food.

Why does Carly Rae Jepson want someone to call her maybe?

 

Its shorter than her long ass name.

Why is there no scotch involved in hop scotch?

 

The rules of hop scotch would have to be relaxed to the point that there would be no rules.

What's the difference between a good day, and a bad day?

 

A bottle of wine or beer.

Why dont companies like adidas or old navy make snuggies?

 

Because "snuggi" was already trademarked and Adidas and Old Navy never came up with a better name.

How bad does something have to be to de described as a clusterfuck?

 

Well most people use it wrong. Shit has to be unmanageable for the term to be used properly.

Have you ever had an A-cup above your right nut?

 

no my nuts are for squirrels

where do you wear your clown suit?

 

When feeding the squirrels.

How do people manage to bite their tongue?

 

They have bad management skills with their teeth.

Why does the army keep changing hats?

 

It's a fashion invasion

Why does America still have paper money?

 

Its cheaper to make than coins.

Why cant I use my tv to get regular free staitions anymore?

 

The TV executives want to get richer

Where is the best place to hide?

 

At a manure bagging factory

Yeast eat sugar and release alcohol so is the yeast shitting alcohol, pissing alcohol, or puking alcohol?

 

It's manufacturing a good time...and sometimes contributing to the delinquency of minors.

How do beetles scratch their backs?

 

With little backscratchers.

100 years from now when there are a hundred billion pictures online how will people find the ones they are looking for?

 

exploring the ruins

if there were nothing, what would you build furst?

 

A bed to jump up and down on.

Could I build a bed out of nothing?