Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

As small as they are, they need to stick together for protection.

Why are people's feet ticklish?

 

Only people with brown hair have ticklish feet.

If you have red hair and dye it brown will your feet then become ticklish?

 

Yes, if the person doing the tickling dyes their hair also.

Why is bacon typically for breakfast and pork chops typically for dinner?

 

There are breakfast and dinner pig breeds.

How could a little dog outrun a big dog when big dogs have longer legs?

 

smaller dogs have higher agility when in shape.

have you ever owned a goldfish that killed itself?

 

Yes it jumped into the mouth of that garter snake.

Is there an american jesus?

 

depends on who gave the names to those words for descriptions or you talking about some banana throwing contesting where you eat raw eggs cover in ranch.

you read enough not on a computer?

 

When is it not enough?

Why do the mexicans make the boss come in on his hours off?

 

How else do they get their pay cheque?

Do rabbits run, or hop? When is a hop a run?

 

A hop is two feet jumping at the same time.
Rabbits hop if they want and they run if they want.

Should'nt the gravity of the sun and moon slow down the earths rotation?

 

Not unless you want a crash!

What make popping candy so popping,

 

Tiny sticks of dynamite.
Why is it that bushy hair seems to grow around all the holes in most peoples bodies.

 

Its bushy hole hair, where else is it going to grow?

When does a potato become a chip?

 

when you win poker.

do you bet?

 

Not on potatoes

Do you ever wonder if that kid who spelled potato better than dan quayle is smart?

 

E....might be.

Valentines day, express the looooooorve

 

"Love the one you're with"


Anyone know of an appropriate and willing partner?

 

Fish and chips

What fits better, a nut or a screw?

 

A screw is good for a box while a nut is good for a beaver.

Why do people feel the need to state if a pun was intended or not?

 

Cos the pun is usually a scare word

Do your bed bugs bite?