Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

They do but as soon as they get elected they lose their intelligence.

Why did I wake up in the middle of the night?

 

you didnt it was just dark out during the day.

why do the molecules in my body not want to move when its cold

 

cause you focus on not moving.

why do people drive so slow there are 10 cars behind them?

 

They want to make a traffic conga line.

Why is it traditional for Scotsmen to not wear underwear under their kilts?

 

nobody likes doing laundry

if I take you out to dinner can we order everything on the menu for fun?

 

No because we wouldn't be able to eat it all and that would be wasteful.

Do clouds get together and decide what shape they are going to look like in the sky to see if anybody will notice?

 

I used to work a dominoes pizza delivery and gave many pizas away to people waiting for the bus at a hospital, so we would not be wasteful. trust me

clouds have a special connection with each other

have the clouds every spoke to you?

 

Only telepathically because even though clouds do have a mouth, they have no voice.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

 

cause the fork hurts and the knife cuts!

do you like cold soups in summer?

 

Winter is the best time for a cold soup, in fact just make mine a soupicle

Is this a wise question?

 

sure, I don't see why not.

what scares you silly?

 

Why are you calling me silly?

Does anyone else notice there are a lot of songs about fish lately? I just heard one that was all about that bass.

 

Music artists are trying to make fish more human so that when their natural habitat is ruined by global warming they can integrate into society easily.

What animal would be best living equally amongst humans and why?

 

Dolphins. They are smart enough to tolerate us but dont have to get in our way.

What woud GG Allin do if he wasnt a musician.

 

(I had to look this person up)

Well he was born Jesus Christ so I would say he would be a fisherman of he wasn't already a musician.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

 

Cos he didnt peel well..

Banana and.....

 

peanut butter... duh

apples with peanut butter?

 

That's not a good match, I see this ending in divorce.

What would be an effective way to lower divorce rates and how could the theory be tested?

 

Make it illegal to get divorced. Test it by throwing the first couple to get divorced in jail.

What would Gary Roberts do?

 

Get divorced..


Why are snowflakes not sticky, but stick together?