Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Well im changing my name next week, and im going to be a smaller percentage than that, its just a little change..lol

Laugh or love

 

laugh

taco or enchilada?

 

WHAT A SILLY QUEsadilla!

Why can't icehouse touch the fire?

 

Because if it did it would be the waterhouse.

What root is root beer made from?

 

The square root of evil

Who ever came up with the word "toilet" as a place to excrete waste?

 

I think it was perfume makers.

Leon was told to sing a space song, what song do you think he will sing?

 

I think Leon is a rebel and won't do as he's told. He's going to sing about liking the moon.

Is the moon better than a spoon?

 

Well the spoon cant effect the tides more than a small splash. I guess if you had a really big spoon but I think it would be too heavy and would sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Does that answer make you think of Billy Ocean?

 

No, it makes me think about taking a ride on a giant spoon under the moonlight at high tide.

Where do all the fish go when the tide goes out?

 

They go to school.

Why dont all animals have the same group name? A herd would work for all of them I think.

 

(school, good one!)

No, an army of ants is way more bad ass than a herd of ants.

Why do groups of penguins have a different group name depending on if they are at land or sea?

 

The ones on land are a team because they can team up on sea lions but the ones in water have to just swim away from the lions.

Why does charlie browns parents and teacher have the same voice?

 

Because the writers couldn't afford more voiceover people.

Why didn't the writers of Charlie Brown at least hire someone with more talent?

 

They wouldnt know talent if they saw it.

Why do they push instruments like horns and cellos on kids in school when the ones that make the real money are guitarists and bassists?

 

Because guitarists have a slutty reputation that schools don't want to encourage.

What exactly is the character in salad fingers?

 

I have no idea if you are talking about a food or tv show or something else.
But I think it is the figment from imagination.

Who put the boom in the boom she doom be doom?

 

Morrow!

If a whole lot of clowns can fit in a tiny car, how many can fit in a bus?

 

32 any more than that would excede the safety regulations...unless you have a bus bigger than a short bus.

Why do different countries emegency vehicles have different sirens?

 

Because we have different accents and the rule makers think we hear differently but they're wrong!

Where can I find the clown safety regulations booklet pertaining to buses?

 

on the bus under the seat that the last clown is sitting on.

Why dont the smartest people run for office?