Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It takes some people forever to count down.

Why don't we celebrate the year before last?

 

it wasn't as funny as next year..

why do we see a new year in at midnight, why don't we count from the very next second?

 

Easy one,morrow-we're 5 hours ahead of them there colonies-every second counts,Hon.


...all these bears shitting in the woods...how come nobody's ever stood in a bear turd?

 

Bear shit is a delicacy to raccoons.

Why do skunk smell?

 

Everything has a smell.

What happens when the mail doesnt come.

 

It remains frustrated.

Why is everyone's imagination different?

 

I can't imagine why.

Why don't we all fly to Imaginationland and ask the mayor?

 

Someone will have to imagine a plane for us all to imagine that we are flying to imaginationland.

How far will light travel if unimpeded?

 

That depends on where it wants to go and IF it wants to go.

If I get a chainsaw in my mail-do I have to send a saw to the next six names?

 

No, you have to track down the next six names on the list and offer to use your chainsaw to chop up their firewood.

Why does Maria Sharapova make so much noise?

 

She's looking for endorsements from a large phone sex company.

Does Santa Claus have children?

 

You heard of single mothers havnt you? What do you think he does when he stops by a single womans house. And why are so many kids birthdays on september 25th?

 

Santa does not have children... but many slaves.. think of it lie politicians owning police to create laws to ins lave us..

why was the best cartoons takin off tv decades ago ?

 

WHAAAAT? You think tv is for ENTERTAINMENT,broony? SHAME on you!


Why don't these 'Islamic fundamentalists' just chill with a few 'Mullah Lites'?

 

Probably because you haven't gone there and showed them the way. Now get going, show them how it's done. We are all depending on you to solve this little dilemma.


How many 'Mullah Lites' do you reckon you'll need to take?

 

As many as will stop me being heavy of course!

Why are they calling the door, a jar?

 

don't know they fucked up with language, open or closed or shut it..

why do so many people like there phone?

 

Because they spend money on stuff they dont like.

When and who decides when a name suddenly becomes offensive?

 

The diferentiating guy...

Who in the who can guess who is who?

 

The doctor can.

Will the 5 percenters ever have to change their name to the 6 percenters?