Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because his question wasnt answered.

Why are there not more 10 sided dice.

 

Oops I was too slow.

She is there, the zombies are just trying to trick you.

My question above.

 

My answer above.

 

(Jesus, I really am slow today. Or you're quick!)

Because ten sided dice won't fit in your pocket as easily.

Does uptown funk give it to you?

 

No they steal from me.

What could be finer than the taste of aunt jemima?

 

Uncle Fester

What is the most useful part of a bike?

 

The front reflector screw.

Would 'air' have been a better answer to that?

 

Yes, no, maybe, oh heck I don't know.

Why don't fingernails just stop growing when they get to the desired length?

 

They dont know what length you desire.

Why are videos of cats so popular?

 

Maybe they do, but maybe they desire to be longer than you've ever let them grow.

Why do geese fly in a v pattern.

 

They are good entertainers.

Do cats like the popularity?

 

All pussies like to be popular.

Or is that petted?

 

Umm....this is a trick question-right?...leads straight to the 'banned' thread!



Are YOU in the 'banned for' club yet?

 

(Looks like all of dream's posts got deleted when he/she got banned.)

I wasn't even in the band club.


Why are sloths so slow?

 

It's the ultimate ninja way.

Why do sloths only go to the toilet once a week?

 

It takes them that long to walk to the bathroom.

Why do sloths hang from tree limbs?

 

Because people don't want sloths hanging from their limbs in case they don't make it to the bathroom in time.

Why does the sea rush to shore?

 

cause it hates traffic

why are turtles such good protectors?

 

They have a master that teaches them ninja skills.

Why do ninjas not come through the front door?

 

Not enough pizza delivery men!

why does new year start all over the world at different times?