Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

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  1. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No

    What will you do to that spider in front of you?
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Let it eat that fly in front of me.

    How many silly questions are there in the world.
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    edit... looks like i missed a page :p
     
  4. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    That could've been the answer.

    I don't know how many silly questions there are because I missed some pages.

    Why do people say "nutcase" and not nutshell?
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Same reason they say 'briefcase',not 'briefshell'



    How many strings are invisible on something that has 'no strings attached'?
     
  6. themnax

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    only the ones that have nothing on the other end.

    why is there a word for something called nothing?
     
  7. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because nothing is something, even though it is something that there is nothing to be done about.

    Where do noodles come from?
     
  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Lady noodle vaginas.

    Why do i get erections for no reason sometimes?
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    It's not for no reason-in the back of your mind is that time you saw Asmo in a thong...




    ...oops-did I just give it away?
     
  10. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    No, it is not a secret my package also gives straight men embarrasing large erections.

    So... why did you picture me in a thong?
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    It was from a memory long ago.

    Why isnt the scotch always gone?
     
  12. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Because of the street lamp.

    how many butts per maybe?
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Depends on how many packs per maybe.

    How do you know that moment when you are now friends with someone and not just 2 people that know each other.
     
  14. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    When someone is willing to pull out your wedgie with their teeth, they are your friend.

    How do you know if someone wants to be friends?
     
  15. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I don't. I just assume it ... and I'm normally right.

    I you divide anything by itself, the answer is 1. If you divide 0 by anything, the answer is 0. And if you divide anything by 0, the answer is infiniti. So if you divide 0 by 0, what's the answer? 1, 0 or infiniti?
     
  16. secret_thinker

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    None of the above. The answer is an infinite headache.

    Handkerchiefs, what is the appeal with putting a snotty piece of material up your sleeve or back in your pocket?
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    It's less unappealing than carrying them around in your hand all day.

    (My great aunt used to wear knickers with a little pocket for her handkerchief ... )



    Why are bannisters called bannisters?
     
  18. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    because the wood was banned from being stairs...

    when is a chicken wing, not a chicken wing?
     
  19. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    When it's a drawing of a chicken wing.

    Why does piss make asparagus smell so strong?
     
  20. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    It cant do it on its own..

    Who said.. if your having fun, then at least smile!
     
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