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What will you do to that spider in front of you?

 

Let it eat that fly in front of me.

How many silly questions are there in the world.

 

edit... looks like i missed a page

 

That could've been the answer.

I don't know how many silly questions there are because I missed some pages.

Why do people say "nutcase" and not nutshell?

 

Same reason they say 'briefcase',not 'briefshell'



How many strings are invisible on something that has 'no strings attached'?

 

only the ones that have nothing on the other end.

why is there a word for something called nothing?

 

Because nothing is something, even though it is something that there is nothing to be done about.

Where do noodles come from?

 

Lady noodle vaginas.

Why do i get erections for no reason sometimes?

 

It's not for no reason-in the back of your mind is that time you saw Asmo in a thong...




...oops-did I just give it away?

 

No, it is not a secret my package also gives straight men embarrasing large erections.

So... why did you picture me in a thong?

 

It was from a memory long ago.

Why isnt the scotch always gone?

 

Because of the street lamp.

how many butts per maybe?

 

Depends on how many packs per maybe.

How do you know that moment when you are now friends with someone and not just 2 people that know each other.

 

When someone is willing to pull out your wedgie with their teeth, they are your friend.

How do you know if someone wants to be friends?

 

I don't. I just assume it ... and I'm normally right.

I you divide anything by itself, the answer is 1. If you divide 0 by anything, the answer is 0. And if you divide anything by 0, the answer is infiniti. So if you divide 0 by 0, what's the answer? 1, 0 or infiniti?

 

None of the above. The answer is an infinite headache.

Handkerchiefs, what is the appeal with putting a snotty piece of material up your sleeve or back in your pocket?

 

It's less unappealing than carrying them around in your hand all day.

(My great aunt used to wear knickers with a little pocket for her handkerchief ... )



Why are bannisters called bannisters?

 

because the wood was banned from being stairs...

when is a chicken wing, not a chicken wing?

 

When it's a drawing of a chicken wing.

Why does piss make asparagus smell so strong?

 

It cant do it on its own..

Who said.. if your having fun, then at least smile!