Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because the first gliding squirrel to be named a flying squirrel was seen flying a plane.

Who determines that a new name for an animal is official?

 

Me.

Do you have something you want me to name?

 

Yes! I saw a new breed of dog driving a car past my house today.

What should he be named?

 

It would be a, driving pincher.

How many different words can a dog say in barks?

 

At least bark, maybe barkteen.

How do you know if a dog thinks that your joke is funny?

 

They lick your legs

What's the funniest joke you have heard from a dog?

 

Bark bark woof yap bark yip yip.

HAHA! I am lol just thinking about that one. That was one funny dog, i miss her.

Why is it called a bar stool if its not made with any bars?

 

Oh it has 'bars'-it just conceals them until the 'tool' come along and sits his fat arse on it.

Where do pixies go in the winter months?

 

They come to Australia for a beach party.

What goes on at a beach party over run with drunken pixies?

 

They do exactly the same as us, just the beer lasts longer..

Why do they call it, shoot the can" when there isnt a gun?

 

Wait...so i have been playing that wrong all these years?

How have you been playing it?

 

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun.

Is lady gaga right when she says, when its love if it's not rough it isn't fun?

 

Is that rockin' all over the world?

When is it not ok to answer a question with a question?

 

When my dog wants his butt scratched
Why is there less buns in a pack than hotdogs in a pack?

 

You're supposed to feed the extra hotdogs to your dog and dogs aren't that keen on bread.

Why does the queen have more power than the king in chess?

 

Because the queen has more power in real life. At least as long as she has a working vagina.

Why is the king more protected than the queen in chess?

 

Because he's the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.

Why did the jester sing for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean?

 

Because Humphrey Bogart's jacket was in Casablanca.

Could we have a little less conversation,a little more action,please?

 

No, all the action movies are rented out already. Maybe you will have to watch Casablanca.

What's going straight to the pool room?

 

Pool room? Well....some turds float-will that do?


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