Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

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  1. expanse

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    Because the first gliding squirrel to be named a flying squirrel was seen flying a plane.

    Who determines that a new name for an animal is official?
     
  2. pensfan13

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    Me.

    Do you have something you want me to name?
     
  3. expanse

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    Yes! I saw a new breed of dog driving a car past my house today.

    What should he be named?
     
  4. pensfan13

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    It would be a, driving pincher.

    How many different words can a dog say in barks?
     
  5. expanse

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    At least bark, maybe barkteen.

    How do you know if a dog thinks that your joke is funny?
     
  6. secret_thinker

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    They lick your legs

    What's the funniest joke you have heard from a dog?
     
  7. pensfan13

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    Bark bark woof yap bark yip yip.

    HAHA! I am lol just thinking about that one. That was one funny dog, i miss her.

    Why is it called a bar stool if its not made with any bars?
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Oh it has 'bars'-it just conceals them until the 'tool' come along and sits his fat arse on it.

    Where do pixies go in the winter months?
     
  9. secret_thinker

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    They come to Australia for a beach party.

    What goes on at a beach party over run with drunken pixies?
     
  10. morrow

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    They do exactly the same as us, just the beer lasts longer..

    Why do they call it, shoot the can" when there isnt a gun?
     
  11. pensfan13

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    Wait...so i have been playing that wrong all these years?

    How have you been playing it?
     
  12. secret_thinker

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    Russian roulette is not the same without a gun.

    Is lady gaga right when she says, when its love if it's not rough it isn't fun?
     
  13. secret_thinker

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    Is that rockin' all over the world?

    When is it not ok to answer a question with a question?
     
  14. willybilly30

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    When my dog wants his butt scratched
    Why is there less buns in a pack than hotdogs in a pack?
     
  15. secret_thinker

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    You're supposed to feed the extra hotdogs to your dog and dogs aren't that keen on bread.

    Why does the queen have more power than the king in chess?
     
  16. pensfan13

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    Because the queen has more power in real life. At least as long as she has a working vagina.

    Why is the king more protected than the queen in chess?
     
  17. secret_thinker

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    Because he's the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.

    Why did the jester sing for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean?
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Because Humphrey Bogart's jacket was in Casablanca.

    Could we have a little less conversation,a little more action,please?
     
  19. secret_thinker

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    No, all the action movies are rented out already. Maybe you will have to watch Casablanca.

    What's going straight to the pool room?
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Pool room? Well....some turds float-will that do?


    Are you guilty of giving silly answers???
     
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