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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Damn my back hurts but holy shit am i hot.
    Haha i am a hot dog, whoa its funny because its true.

    It says on cheese wiz that its processed cheese food, hmm dog food, cat food, cheese food. Is that stuff what we are supposed to feed cheese?
     
  2. secret_thinker

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    Cheese wiz must be for the man in the moon since the moon is made out of cheese.

    If turducken is turkey, duck and chicken what would you call a specialty piece of meat made from lamb, beef and pork?
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a tastykebab of course





    what is the square root of a round number?
     
  4. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    0 is the only perfectly round number and the square is 0 so im going with 0.

    What is pi
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Pi...what else could it be?


    why do we call scared people "chicken"
     
  6. secret_thinker

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    Because chickens need a reason to cross the road

    What's the point of a big rock like Uluru in the middle of nowhere?
     
  7. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Its a paperweight. You just cant see the paper because the rock is so big.

    Who had the time to program billions of equations into each calculator?
     
  8. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Lemmings, that's how they become hell bent on self destruction.

    Who turns the wheel inside the printer that grabs the paper?
     
  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Gerald the mouse.

    Did you take a bus to school or did you wear a backpack?
     
  10. secret_thinker

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    Neither. I roller skated with a bum bag

    Are you older or younger when you have your umbrella up?
     
  11. pensfan13

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    When your umbella is up you are automatically in your 100s so if you are under 100 it makes you older if you are 200 or older then it makes you younger. If you are in your hundreds then there is a half chance it will make you older.

    Why do they always play weare the champions after we will rock you?
     
  12. secret_thinker

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    Because after having mud on your face and being a big disgrace you've paid your dues and are one of the champions.

    In don't stop me now, why is Freddie having such a good time and why is he 200 degrees?
     
  13. pensfan13

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    Because he is twice as good as that hot blooded song.

    Why cant we not stay sober
     
  14. expanse

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    Because we are getting drunk on the wrong things. (Semi-silly answer)

    Do bacteria care for their offspring in a way that we just don't understand?
     
  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    well yes, that's why they BUG you.....

    why is football a winter sport, then they cancel because of the weather?
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    True.

    Was that a true or false question?
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Probably.

    Why don't clouds fly a bit higher so they don't keep bumping into hills?
     
  18. pensfan13

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    They dont bump into them, they hug them.

    How many beans grew on jacks beanstalk?
     
  19. secret_thinker

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    None and then his mumma was even more pissed for trading that cow for beans.

    How would the ending of Cinderella be different if one of those ugly step sisters had the same shoe size as Cinderella?
     
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    Cinderella would have stepped in after midnight and say "fuck that bitch you dont want her ugly ass, you want a girl who is used to being on her knees"
    then they live happily ever after....sooooo not much different.

    Why arent flying squirrels called gliding squirrels?
     
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