Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It thought that because it had nine lives it could eat nine rats in one sitting.

Why can't you just ice skate with rollerblades?

 

Well I guess you can, but I'm not sure what's exactly gonna happen if you do!

Why did human beings had to come up with that ridiculous concept of nudity=sexuality and the need to cover up by wearing clothes?

 

queen victoria was very ugly naked so she decided that to cover for her ugliness she would wear clothes at all times and to cover for that she made nudity illegal and when asked for a reason she pointed to the bible and said look!!! god didnt want adam and eve to wear clothes.

what would adam have done if there was only christmas tree leafs to cover himself and not fig trees?

 

He wouldn't have covered up because pine trees would be an uncomfortable substitute.

Are the moon and sun friends with each other?

 

Yeah the sun is too hot for the moon so thats why they arent lovers.

How many people were screwed up before they found the right drugs for the right mental disease?

 

probably more than the average can count.

should airplanes give out free sandwiches again?

 

Nahhhh, give them tea and bickys..


can you do it by yourself?

 

Yes, with a little help from someone else.

What is my dog trying to tell me?

 

He's trying to explain that floral shirt does NOT go with those beige slacks!


is it just me?......

 

Yes! But since we are all connected, it's everyone else too.

Where did all of the years go?

 

Don't know you choose them.

Do you start and not finish when you were against it but now with it?

 

I was always against it.

Why what do you got?

 

The power to finish even when against it.

What's your special power?

 

The special ability to reverse my hands and shoot a puck behind me as well as i can shooting it normal.

Why are there so many videos online?

 

for night shift workers

What is the best way to use a broom?

 

Holding the shaft.

Is that a double entandra....should i look up how to spell ontondrah?

 

Only if you want to know more about shafts

What would be the most searched for word on google?

 

Google would be up there but after that my money is on anything to do with sex. Porno, penis, dick, cock, breasts, tits, ****, vagina, pussy, twat. Even money says its one of them.

Did you see the bully gets bullied video i posted on this thread a minute ago.

 

This is not a thread for invisible bully penguin videos.

Where did the name houndstooth come from for a material print?

 

i first read that as maternal print and though why the fuck would i know that?

damn that is actually a good question...why would i know that?