Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

4... although id love to have 6 or 7 dogs. but I'm not crazy. i can't control cats, dogs i can.

most ice cream you ate in a day?

 

Depends on the size of one. Would those tiny ice cream sandwiches count as one and also the big sandwiches count as one? And what about the time i just had one....but it was a half gallon so thats like15 servings.

Who decides a serving size?

 

The spoon..

Was santa always good to you?

 

No, we have Wunterslaus.

What do you think about black Petes?

You seem to be a very compassionate person.

 

I don't know black Pete I'm sure he's just as nice as white Pete.

(oh yeah, share the shitty love)

What colour is compassion usually?

 

Did you know...it isnt! Hmmmm

ever seen a real Chic flicks?

 

i made one.

ever jump off a roof and then die?

 

No because I just landed on my feet like a cat.

Where do headaches come from?

 

2 year olds.

What kind of dr. Is dr. Phil?

 

He has a masters in bullshit

What has bulls shit got to do with bullshit?

 

Some space.

Why do you jump the white house fence?

 

Because it's easier than going through it.

How does Santa pay the elves?

 

In spare toy parts.

Why isnt there a saying from the worms perspective about the early bird?

 

Because the only worms that can speak from that perspective are dead, thanks to the early bird.

Why do gorillas have tongues but can't speak?

 

So they can lick their fingers after throwing poo.

I have a campfire and it burns out before morning...why can the sun burn so long?

 

Dont look at the man behind the post

 

Shitty ass internet connection

 

Nobody has to throw logs on the sun to keep it burning.


Anybody got 50c for Pen's meter so he can get his electricity back?

 

Hip Forums could take up collection for this...I can chip in 5 cents

If you were in a famous band how many people would you want to come to your one off concert?

 

As much as me and my band members could count with our fingers and toes.

How did the cat get so fat?