Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Your hand says...nnnooooooooo

Is life a bitch?

 

Nahh,just a bit difficult,occasionally. But the good times FAR outnumber those.


I can't decide which to play as I sit here....so,YOU decide;12-string or 6-string?

 

8 string. Either take 4 strings off the 12 string or nail 2 strings on the 6 string.

Does a rhyme make a slogan better?

 

Only if it makes the slogan get stuck in your head.

Am I crazy? (Gnarles Barkley seems to think so.)

 

Your not crazy, just mearly foolish.

Why is gravey so tasty?

 

it's the yummy flavour of the food you just fed your dog...you REALLY must remember to wash utensils,Yoops!



How come the only time ballpoint pens don't work is when you REALLY need one in a hurry?

 

Its the insides of animals that make it that way.

Why is the government so confident that it can contain ebola when every day its proving it cant?

 

Puggys: so it will tear up your note pad.
Penns: they think Mason jars will really work to contain it.

Am I supposed to answer both questions?

 

Only if you got a silly answer for both.

The spanish revolution (jeopardy just popped in my head)

 

C'mon down 1936!

If the game was wheel of bad luck instead of wheel of fortune, what would be the shittiest prize?

 

You have to pay for the honor of beeing on tv. The cost is whatever it costs to run that show on a major network.

How do they make syrup out of corn.

 

Naked.

How many bicycles can you ride at the same time?

 

Only one at a time, please, I don't want to have a nasty accident, do I?

What's the fastest way to get here from there?

 

Just stand still and had been there one time before.

Why do they show credits when nobody looks at them and even if they did they go by too fast to read?

 

They do that just to make your life a living hell.

Why is the good guy so clearly completely good and the bad guy is so clearly completely bad, aren't there any gray areas in the movies/TV?

 

the matrix

how many movies do you own?

 

Less than you do I'll wager.

When they come what will you give them?

 

broony

ever made a castle with food products?

 

I called it the casserole castle of camelot.

What would you answer if you didnt know how this question ended and it was a speci

 

I would change the subject by asking a silly question.

How many sea shells can she sell, by the sea shore?