Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

The Rap Song ‘Good Vibrations’ by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch is a metaphor for the Grand Unified theory. “Whoomp! There It Is” = the Big Bang Theory.

Why isn’t all love unrequited?



Hotwater

 

Because there is always two sides to every story?


Would you rather be a prince or pauper

 

Prince is dead so....yeah prince.


Why do people say cats say meow when really they say ahhheeeou

 

Ever noticed those people have funny noses? Haaaa!



How does yeast make bread rise?

 

it puts its hands out palms up and moves them up and down while slightly flicking its fingers in an upward motion

anytime someone is told to rise i think of the 1:15 mark of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xlkla4Jrbk



how can that song possibly be better?

 

It burst in stead of thumps I think..

Who gave it the name..Tazer?

 

the first person that got hit by one. he was trying to say small lightning but his brain was so fried that tazer came out.

why do clouds wait so long before they let go of all their water?

 

Well, doesn't everyone wait as long as they can before letting go of their "water"?


How did we end up with Trump v Hillary?

 

Fall is rutting time for conniving she-devils and canary-haired, red-faced jackals


Why is the surface of the sun cooler than the surrounding corona?

 

Sun screen!

Did you ever wonder if you took your skin off, we are all totally the same?

 

You're asking a guy who slashes people's faces off on a daily basis for fun. We all look like someone's leftover kebab inside, and we all get eaten by seagulls eventually.

Who do you think will die at the start of the next season of TWD?

 

rick, because he will cry so much after he sees carl getting pummeled with Lucile.

why are matchbox cars in boxes bigger than matchbox boxes?

 

Because the universe is expanding and the measurement of basic 3d topologies always comes first

Who will be the next major celebrity to kick the bucket, and why?

 

Joan Collins, her and her sister will always compete!

Ever had too much junk food?

 

Nope...no such thing as 'junk food',just food that some people disapprove of.
Right,morrow...did you ever get the hang of NOT resting your chins on the top of your pogo stick as you bounce along the road???

 

I'm not morrow

Why do people let dictators into power?

 

Because we vote them in.

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because the moon left without saying goodbye.

When is the best time to plant a semi-dwarf Honey Crisp apple tree in hardiness zone 4A?

 

When zone 4A is distracted and looking the other way!
Is there a GOOD reason for every single country having inept politicians?

 

It wouldn’t be fair if somewhere had good ones, they’d rule the earth.

Why is it okay to mix sweet and salty popcorn?