Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

I got married!

Did you ever go left but meant to go right? What happened?

 

i ended up in Albuquerque.

got any stories about applesauce?

 

No, you got any grapes?

Do you eat enough fruit and veg?

 

i always eat until i had enough

how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck?

 

Probably not more than one... I mean, how many guys named Chuck are going to be hanging out around woodchucks at any given moment?


What will be the next standard type of ale in craft beers?

 

if it is standard then all the craft beer heads will say its too mainstream and that it really isnt craft anymore.

why are roads black so often?

 

Those kids in their cars, leaving their tyre bits all that skidding I guess!

Do you have any idea why your given a receipt in a shop?

 

Because they believe in killing trees just to show you that you saved $0.21 that day.


Can anything defeat Godzilla?!?

 

No. That king Kong vs. Godzilla movie never happened.

Why isn't fencing called sword fighting?

 

Those aren't swords, they're long metal tooth picks.


Why the FUCK did Major Lazer do a song with Justin Bieber?????

 

Who the fuck is major lazer...

Why did you pick that screen name?

 

(I know it's supposed to be a stupid answer, but... it's my name and shit, so...)
It's my name from Second Life (SL), where "I" was born.
And "Frenzy" was one of, if not THE, last Last Names that was available in the "choose your last name" list, before they did away with last names.
(I still think it was an awful decision to get rid of last names.)
My avatar is a pic of me from SL... but I need to update it as I have new hair, skin and face markings.


Is the "X" at the center of the Milky Way actually 2 rings and not planes?

 

No its just caramel nougat.

Couldn't anyone do tosh.0's show?

 

Yeah,can't be difficult,as I've never heard of him.
I'll just step before the camera,"LAYDEEEEEZ an' gennelmen...I shall now perform for you,you LUCKY,LUCKY people!"
[At which point I bring out my paper & comb-and within moments have'em throwing shapes and rocking biiiiigtime-s'easy]

 

how did the first kings son stay king when his father died?

 

He didn't let anyone push him off the hill.

Why do motor vehicles have to yield to pedestrians?

 

They don't.....if they are rich.

When there is a riot of one particular group of people and someone of a different group of people are in a car...why does the person in the car stop when they know they will get dragged out of the car and beaten?

 

Nothing else to do on a Thursday night.


Why the fuck have I not drank more beer in the past month?!?

 

you are being a responsible being from a virtual world

why is there a baked potato flavored potato chip?

 

It's not the only thing that was baked.


Isn't it logical to consider the universe and everything in it as one big song, every existence a vibration...a chord, and that approaching it in this way could unify the macro and micro theories like the harmony of low and high registers?