Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Obviously!

Script or over the counter meds, which would you choose in an emergency?

 

I have only been in emergency pain twice...well three times but that one time i didnt take anything. The other two times it was script so i guess that.

Was that a stupid enough answer?

 

Very much..ERM...OK

Does a heart ever really break?

 

I used to hate that tina turner song "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken" you can guess why...(hint its the lyrics)

Why cant you win rabbit feet at the arcade anymore?

 

Mixamatoesis

Why are there no gold fish at fairs any more..look more like guppies!

 

Because the price of gold is between $1100 and $1300 per ounce.

What is the body mass index?

 

A to Z of body parts

Is silver very precious?

 

The gold ring is my precious.

Why does anyone live in arizona?

 

They want to be different?

What is wrong with Arizona?

 

A better question is 'what is right with arizona'

What percentage of your drinks are plain water?

 

None, all of mine are made of spectacular water.

What side dish goes best with baked salmon?

 

I find it easier to put it all on the same plate.

If star wars came out now would it be a B movie?

 

Yes, but it would be called "Star Wars: A Meh Hope".


What if dark matter is the blood of the Great Old Ones?

 

It is.

Why dont stall doors go all the way to the ground?

 

In case you need... "help".


What if the there's an emergency, but the glass is already broken?

 

Super glue..

What good things can be mended with superglue?

 

broken bottles of glue

why do printers break so easy?

 

Not enough glue.


Do you think we should bring back Galaxy Glue, regardless of side-effects that include shrinkage of an entire person?

 

Mini people! Yeahhh, we are short of them..

What makes egg shell different strength s?

 

Tightly packed(or lack of) molocules

I hate guac so what i want to know is how much is extra sour cream at chipotles?