Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Does it count if i take out all my money from my 401k...

What is the next flag we should ban?

 

The flag of the Alliance.
(Go Independents!)


How many times watching Frozen is too many?

 

1/10th of one time is too much. I tried watching it..couldn't get past the first song.

Why did the inventer of the straw think there was a need for one

 

It was in response to the invention of the dribble-glass, which the inventor of the straw fell for every time.

Is there a difference between a stream and a creek?

 

You can cross creeks.


Is it a good idea to change the race or gender of established comic book characters?

 

Only if it can be shown that the family tree of said comic book character includes the race that said character is to be changed to.

If I cross a river, am I then authorized to call it a creek?

 

so it would be creek river?

can I get one less pop up?

 

Sure, just don't lift anymore dads.


Won't somebody think of the children?

 

No need to. Children think enough of themselves . . . and then some.

Is levitation really possible?

 

You're just plain stupid... for asking that.


What are the best parts about anthropology?

 

Any part of it that helps you discover what makes you a disgruntled jerk.

Is coffee good or bad for you?

 

Whats good or bad for you is what you say. Coffee is what you drink


What is the most serious side effect of a drug

 

Running out. And then running out again . . . to get more.

At what age should I start dressing the part of an old man?

 

Depends on when socks and sandals are in fashion.


Do you think there's anything that could be used to make alcohol that isn't used already?

 

Waste alcohol products

Why does green land miss out on the time zones

 

It's too busy worrying about which land is the greenest to be concerned with time zones.


Why should Scotland vote for independence?

 

It is easier than just leaving the region.

What is the biggest mistake of your 18-21 years.

 

Not doing more acid.


Should the Pope get a complete comic-book style make-over?

 

Hell yeah!

Ever heard of screen addictions?

 

*Pauses game on screen one, minimizes porn on screen two, leaves quick comment on screen three, finally turns attention to screen with Hip on it*
No... I have no idea what you mean.


What would you do for a Klondike bar?