Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Alright godammit, that's got to be the fourth time someone has posted at the same time as I did. One more time, and I will report your post!! I don't fuck around. If I do report your post, please don't mention that I said the word fuck to the moderator. Thanks.
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Why can't people say "fuck" on television?

 

If it puts up a fight, yeah . . .

Is a high school diploma really worth it?

 

Depends on how much you paid for test answers?

What's the best job?

 

Assigning jobs.

What's the best way to make money?

 

one that isn't a chore

whats the best tuna

 

pulp wood

what's the best way to earn money

 

Eagle-Of-The-Sea.

How do night vision goggles work?

 

At someone else's expense.

Why isn't robbery legal?

 

in the dark

What the hell is american cuisine

 

For the record, you just posted at the same time I did . . . again.

 

It's like French cuisine, but American.

Are pea-shooters now illegal in classrooms?

 

Yes, but mainly because kids keep losing the tiny bullets... and those shits are expensive!
And nobody knows why anyone ever shot at peas to begin with.


What would a triple-entendre sound like?

 

Like a double-entendre, but 1/3 more potent.

Is it right that I have become a doorman for my cat?

 

No, but it's the way it has to be.


Did you ever go to a ComiCon dressed as the planet Arrakis and hit on a girl, "Hey baby, I think we just got wormsign."?

 

There are girls at comicon?

When does a radio station change its format?

 

When some young whippersnapper takes over and thinks he knows better (then we end up with club music on what used to be a classic rock station, for example).


Why does Hillary Clinton sound better at a townhall than in an interview?

 

Better acustics.

Why did pepper become the go to seasoning to join salt?

 

Because cayenne was busy that day.


Does anybody really know what time it is?

 

I do . . . or did, until my diamond watch had stopped cold dead.

Is sleep really necessary?

 

only if you want to wake up

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