Ask A Good Question, Get An Exceptionally Stupid Answer.

Has this thread already been done?

 

In some parallel universe, yes.

When was the Panama canal completed?

 

Tomorrow.

What is the best TV show ever?

 

The free one in the shop window.

What is the healthiest food?

 

Ask Pressed_Rat.

Where did I leave my keys?

 

Ask Angela Merkel.

Where is the coldest city on earth?

 

wherever yo mama lives

what should i do tonight?

 

Use the left hand.

When will humans go to the moon again?

 

When they can simply take a couple hops to get there.

What is the smallest object known?

 

My Dick...... :bigcry:

What Is The Meaning Of Life...... :daisy: .???



Cheers Glen.

 

Life:
the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

Why are people so different, yet so similar?

 

They like us

What does a poet need to be poetic?

 

A pen.

Why is it that a concise explanation for the meaning of life may be seen my some, such as Secret_Thinker, as an exceptionally stupid answer?

 

She could tell you better than I could but it is a secret.

What is the last thing you did for the first time?

 

I will need to think about that for a while.

Will there ever be a cure for cancer?

 

There is. Dont be born.

What game should I buy next?

 

Solitaire

What makes a good song?

 

A guitar, drum set, bass and people to play them.

Why don't the chinese give in and use a fork?

 

The Chinese government has placed a ban on internet sites explaining how to use forks.


Will we ever build a Space Ship fast enough to get to a neighboring star in the span of one's lifetime?

 

Yes, one redwoods lifetime.


Would paul be considered the best beatle if he died instead of lennon?