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I've actually come a few times. Thanks Neon.

 

If only you could still have an orgasm, am I right. There's no joy. There's only fucking bullshit. And I'm sick to fucking death of it, and I'm going to be a pain in the ass for the rest of my life. And also a hilarious comedian!

 

I Didn't Realise You Were "Gay" Till I Read This Post.......Congratulations......



Cheers Glen.

 

I am, though. I'm totally fucking gay. *sigh* Women are attractive though. But yeah, I'm fucking gay.

What, is that supposed to be an insult? That I'm gay? Well I'm goddamned gay and I've never tried to hide it. I don't want to suck cock, fuck cock, or take cock, but I'm the gayest fucking man you'll ever meet. In a bad way.

Like I said, if anybody ever has anything serious to say, I'll be here.

 

Why did you troll Irmi? Serious question.

 

Where's your picture, Vanilla Gayrilla?

 

Irmi left, yes. Tough shit Irmi. All because of me, I'm sure. God you people are so fucking fake.

I have nothing but respect for Irminsul, which isn't true for any fucking one of you and I know it. So spare me your self-righteous bullshit.

If Irmi had a best friend on this board, if any of you do, that'd be me. And I'm fucking sick and tired of your fucking delirious jokes. Get fucking serious.

 

I'm tired of the bullshit. I'm tired of seeing that none of you fucking care about anyone else on this board. You don't really care. You just want to, and it's so goddamned stupid, seem cool to everyone else on this board. And none of you are achieving that. Though I admit the girls here are pretty cool. And some of you guys. But a lot of you, you just tear people fucking down. And you have an enemy. And that enemy is me. If I get banned, so be it, it won't be righteous; it will just be creating a breeding ground for your bullshit. But I am against you. And I will be a pain in your fucking asses.

 

I've been waiting to get to having arch enemies my whole life!

 

I'm not your arch enemy. You'll meet him later.

 

Oh, and you'll lose to him.

 

That’s pretty much the state of every cheap motel and hotel room throughout the country.

 

Yeah, right.

 

God damn those cheap motel rooms. Goddamn them.

 

As long as he's younger than me. It's the duty of the young to teach the elderly the sorrows of age.

I'm 34 now. Ancient in trolling.

 

Gee, did I say all that? And I thought Irminsul was going to pop a cap in everybody's ass. I thought she was the ultimate competitor, but I, solely I, drove her away with just that. Despite her very words (which you pay no attention to) that she had been thinking about leaving for a while.

I admit, she chose to leave at a time that was convenient to also frame me, but everybody's got something personal against me. I'm used to it. The only difference is now, I've got something fucking personal against you.

 

You want the truth Neon?

I think you are an alcoholic and hide behind other excuses to cover it up

 

This thread feels way more pro-wrestling than massage parlor.