Asian Massage Parlor

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  1. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Visitor

    My hero Kylie Jenner?

    I don't know anything about Kylie Jenner, third world nations, or the GDP. I don't even know what GDP stands for.

    I can't even begin to explain what's got me down. All I can do is watch while you all sink the fucking ship.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Oct 8, 2019
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  3. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    It stings a little that you dont think we're funny neon
     
    Meliai, Oct 8, 2019
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  5. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Visitor

    That's funny, Meliai. Maybe you didn't intend it to be, but it made me laugh.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Oct 8, 2019
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  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I got chinese food today. I didn't see anyone getting a handy in the back, though.
     
    r0llinstoned, Oct 8, 2019
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  9. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    When you place your order you have to ask for extra doubanjiang sauce, then wink.
     
    tumbling.dice, Oct 8, 2019
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  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    Handjobs are fake news.
     
    lode, Oct 8, 2019
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  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OK, how many do you have?
     
    hotwater, Oct 8, 2019
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  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    GDP stands for Gettin Dick Pumped
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Oct 8, 2019
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  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Was your Kung Pao Chicken extra creamy?
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Oct 8, 2019
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  19. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    George likes spicy kung pao
     
    r0llinstoned, Oct 8, 2019
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  21. Grandeur

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    I did.
     
    Grandeur, Oct 9, 2019
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  23. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    how about an e.t. alien massage parllour?

    i think that would be more interesting then all this mundane twitoid nonsense about implied sexuality.
     
    themnax, Oct 9, 2019
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  25. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Because they would be massaging your g spot with a probe? ;)
     
    Asmodean, Oct 9, 2019
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  27. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Nevermind...!
     
    Asmodean, Oct 9, 2019
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  29. lode

    lode Banned

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    Do the space dudes have a green card, or is this illegal alien alien massage parlor?
     
    lode, Oct 9, 2019
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  31. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'm pretty sure I'd hook up with an alien if I got the chance.
     
    lode, Oct 9, 2019
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  33. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    [​IMG]
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Oct 10, 2019
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  35. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Did you just say "George likes spicy Kung Pao"?
     
    Pressed_Rat, Oct 11, 2019
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