Asian Massage Parlor

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  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Have any of you been to an Asian massage parlor for a "special message"? What was your experience like? Asking for a friend.
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    lol
     
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  3. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    Plenty of those around Ft. Sill, OK back in the '80s. You want someone to jack you off don't you? For money.
     
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  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    You mean a special message on whatsapp or something as well as a hand job?
     
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  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Tons of them where I live. They rove you rong time for good price
     
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  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Me rikey!!
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I mean, yeah, if she was hot I would probably pay $80 just to have her jerk me off. She would have to be pretty damn hot, though. $80 for a hand job just seems very steep. If it was a blowjob I might consider. Then again I don't want any diseases.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Go To "Pornhub"......Asian Section.....Bottle Of "Baby Oil"..>>>>....Problem Solved In 2 Minutes...... :p



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  9. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Well I suppose PR would find some sort of justice or enjoyment in this fact
    but no since the women are victims of human trafficking and I've never felt the need to pay for a service like that.
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Really? Is that always the case?
     
  11. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Ah, racism. You gotta love it. *eyeroll*
     
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  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Racism? Really??

    If a non-white person made a "racist" joke about white people, not a thing would be said.

    It's because of people like YOU that Trump is president. Just saying.
     
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  13. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    People are always saying this.
    It's like you just don't get it...

    White people haven't been widely thought of as inferior. It's not the same.
     
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  14. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ugh, give it up, no one is buying the male feminist act from you
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I'd say its 42% of the people that bothered to turn up to vote is why he is president
     
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  16. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    I'm sure not always, but even if not, I'd guess that 90%+ of them probably don't have any other options.

    I assume that their regular clientele weighs a lot more than you do, and probably cleans themselves a lot less often...
     
  17. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    Or the ~45% who didn't vote.
     
  18. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Oh, I see, you are try to make it seem you've never gone for a rub and tug
     
  19. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    I have not, but I do remember going to a recording studio that was next door to one, and the greasy, stained sweatpants wearing dudes who came out looked like there was a good reason they had to pay for it.
     
  20. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    So, in other words, you go once a month
     

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