I think bird is 32ish. It's just against his principles to give a straight answer. In answer to the op...I used to be hot.
What have I lost? A lot of the constrictions that come with youth. My motto: The older you get, the more you can get away with.
OK, so bird has no principles, he just doesn't give straight answers for no reason. Am I correct about the age? I had to do some math and everything...