As anyone ever had this issue with these sort of toilets?

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  1. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    Did anyone ever come across this before with these sorts of toilets? Usually the issue is whether or not there's toilet paper. But as soon as I stepped inside this toilet, something felt very different about it. It was like going to the toilet on a plate.

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    There was no way of flushing it! I was in there for about 5 minutes in denial looking for a handle to flush the toilet, but there was none. I started putting toilet paper on top of the **** just to cover it up.

    I went out and there was a lady waiting to get in. I said "you don't want to go in there". She said "don't they flush automatically?" And just after she said that I could hear the flush happen.
     
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  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    door activated....you wouldn't see me in one though....i'd sooner shit behind a tree than enter one of those
     
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  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Yeah... Like I'll go to a hotel hey lol. The fancier the building the better the toilet.
     
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  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    is that England?….I saw a whole show on pee police in England making sure dudes dont pee on churches
     
  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Has anyone seen the movie Kenny? About Australian portable loo cleaner? Funny shit. :sweatsmile:

    Pun
     
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  6. I don't know what you're talking about. That thing is awesome. I'd live in there. It's so futuristic.
     
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  7. Bicaptain My Captain

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    It can't be any worse than the toilets in Japan. Just a slot in the floor with a hump at one end. Squat down, do your business and hope there is toilet paper.
     
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  8. Asmodean

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    Some people check in advance if there's toilet paper. Maybe look into this curious tactic.
     
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  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    So about those free public toilets...: i would not go nr 2 on them. Since they put some in the park here I make use of it when I chill with some beers. When the park is loaded with chilling beerdrinking people it can get hard to find a good tree anyway.
    Besides, some trees don't take it well if they're peed against a whole afternoon on end (because the park is full, people! Not just me.. jeez!). So that's another reason its forbidden.
     
  10. rollingalong

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    you dont pee on the tree...you pee behind the tree.....maybe look into this curious tactic :)
     
  11. TrudginAcrossTheTundra

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    It's fine for dogs to piss all over a park but heaven forbid a human empty a bladder on the ground.
     
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    Looks like an alien buttprobe chamber... No fuckin' way would I go inside that thing.
     
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    Its blasted with steam after the occupant leaves. There is one downtown.. lmao I want to leave some camera in there and watch what happens. its motherfucking magic Ive heard no matter where you lay a turd.. you can blast your taco shit all over the motherfucker.. its dont care. its like the honey badger of toilets. Our city operated on steam.. so this shit is nothing for it.. keep on pooping..
     
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  14. Vanilla Gorilla

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    There was probably a big sign telling you toilet flushes when you open the door or wash your hands.

    The ones in Sydney, a recorded voice tells you then plays shitty music.

    Also tells you there is a time limit of 10 mins.

    Never stuck around for 10 minutes to find out if the door just opens if you are still sitting on the bowl.

    Although I still have yet to be desperate enough to sit in one of those things, they are usually a mess
     
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  16. themnax

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    never seen anything like those where i live. casino bathrooms have some pretty strange stuff. sinks that don't look like there's a sink there, just a faucet.
    proximity activated flushers are pretty common everywhere. most have some sort of a semi-concieled manual flusher on them for just in case they don't.
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Which begs the question:

    How has that really improved everyones quality of life, saves you the whole 2 seconds it takes to push a button

    Or especially those motion sensor tap things, you have to wave your hand under it ten times to get it working as opposed just twisting a tap
     
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  18. themnax

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    the dyson hand dryer ones are ok, but those damd faucets and soap dispensers that you have to put your other hand just right,
    and there's nothing obvious to indicate where the just right position to make them work, those damd things are just nuts.
    and most places have them any more too. and of course the paper towl dispensers, that give a tiny sheet that you have to use at least three of them,
    as if that saves anything.

    proximity flusher do serve a purpose though. too many jerks who don't have the decency to flush.
    it would make better sense to have a culture where people were just even the basics of consideration though.
     
  19. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    ^^^^^^
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  20. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    three seashells? dam, my cat needs more then that.
    no idea what that's from.
     
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