Says the country thats national food , is fat drenched burger soaked in formaldehyde served by a 15 year old who's face is encrusted in acne like a fishing boat's hull... : )
Cooking? Yeah but proper English people still have servants to cook. Or kidnapped Chinese tourists to.. Damn .Egg Foo Yung for dinner again tonight: (
Only the remains of my victims... Ooops.: ( No -where I'm from I was taught that heterosexuality and cookery are incompatible. I also feel uncomfortable in supermarkets.
Hmm dunno , I've seen em on TV recently And I still have nightmares about them. Havent been in one for a long time tho' Maybe theyve been shut down ?
You have TV's too???? Man, you learn something new everyday... Please don't tell me you have running water as well, that will really blow my mind...
Don't be so harsh on America.Have *all* the supermarkets shut in the States? I suppose it was inevitable after your last bank went bankrupt? : ( Still u must all be feeling happy now that a black man's gonna become president. I mean its not like he's gonna find Bush left a burning cross on the White House lawn is it? ; )