Are You Pretty?

uhmm my story?? oh geeeeeeezus!! do i have stories!!! which one do you want to hear?

 

the one with the bear and the bunny rabbit

 

How about the one that leads you to believe you are not pretty. Or maybe the one with the bear and the bunny rabbit...

 

no its not a bear and a bunny rabbit darnit, its a bear and little ol frog.

 

sorry I was still drinking when I heard it last....

I just remember the jumping

 

Lmao, so I'm not the only one. Haha Jo had to take all the mirrors away, cause I wasn't flirting with her so long as my sexy reflection was around.

 

Well, if you're feeling froggy...

 

ok, once upon a time there was this big brown bear who lived deep, deep in the forest. The bear was really lonelyl and came upon a pond, as he sat looking at his reflection in the mirror like water, a tear came to his eye. all of the sudden he turned his head to his left and there sat a frog on a lily pad, the frog asks the bear "why do you cry on such a lovely summer day?"

 

and...???

 

haha! the counter part to the are you ugly thread.

 

Oh come on!!! Finish the story please...

 

the bear looks solemly (sp) at the frog and says " i have no friends in these big woods."
the frog jumps over to the lily pad closer to the bear, and looks at him, and says, " i will be your friend bear" the bear is happy and begins to jump up and down with joy, not noticing that he was getting closer and closer to the lily pad where that the frog is sitting on. the frogs eyes open wide in horror as the bear finally loses its footing and comes crashing down upon the frog crushing him. the bear frantically looks for his new found friend, only to find him floating a few inches from the lily pad dead.

the end

 

I have pics of Dustinthewind. She is quite pretty.

 

oh marc! come on now!! you are just being way to polite like the gentleman you are.

 

Shall I post the pics I have, Shellie?

 

What a happy bed time story!!!

The moral? Don't sit next to an animal that is over 100 times your mass.

Now, how about sharing some imagery peeps?

 

i am pretty...hot..

 

If she is cool with that it would allow my curiosity to be satiated.

PUh-leeeeeeeeeeease?

 

oh dammit!! you still dont have those ugly things do ya??

 

Well, yeah!