Are you masturbating right now?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Dec 10, 2005.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    maybe its your pube then. Well, its mine now cuz I just ate it. :drool:
     
  2. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    How's it going BraveSirRubin, my birthday brother?
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    how did it taste? american or foreign?
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    yup, with what is prolly the sexiest forum member ever
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    Your now. Let it rest in the bellows of your tummy until it decides to exit in the most graceful of ways...

    Shit.
     
  6. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    How did it taste?
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    like that of an eskimo.
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    "I got life, mother
    I got laughs, sister
    I got freedom, brother
    I got good times, man

    I got crazy ways, daughter
    I got million-dollar charm, cousin
    I got headaches and toothaches
    And bad times too
    Like you"
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    ^^^^ see above :drool:
     
  10. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Adam! You Sexy Bitch...
     
  11. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I'm cuttin' out for the night, It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun....LMAO Nite all.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    spam up my thread fuckers. yeah. :H :spam:
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    I spammed your dog.
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

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    did she like it? I don't know where she went
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    All I can say that she was very nurturing and nutritious at the same time.
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

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    I hope you ate the pile of shit she left on the floor. It was fresh. I wouldn't want it to go to waste
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    I mixed it with some wasabi powder, let it stand for 15 minutes, and then ate it... it was Shitsabi!
     
  18. TheGanjaKing

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    Well, I am ready to do an oil pump, you wanna watch?

    1. oil pump



    When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

    I'm gonna go oil pump while Rubin watches and oils his slug
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Oh wow.

    You need to have a 24/7 webcam feed going Ganj, you could make millions with this shit.
     
  20. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    all I want to know is who comes up with these terms, really, and who actually performs them other than ganj
     

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