Are You Dressing Up For Halloween?

12 inches.

 

You are talking about your 12 inch phone, that you can lift?

 

No, I was talking about your mom's black dildo.

 

You know you dealing with immaturity when they drop mom jokes.

Common man you can do better than that.

Try again.

 

I'll be dressing up as a man who grew up and hasnt dressed up for stupid halloween shit since he was 10.

 

Well you have to have social contact to start.

People who are alone and walk around in the street is never a good thing.

Halloween parties are the best. The girls come out in all kinds of good.

Halloween even for the kids, is cool to see what they do.

 

Their are a lot of great masks for anyone that has a beard.

 

Pressed Rat ain't no common man.

 

a simple costume, although not the most comfortable...

 

I'm going to dress as a gypsy and sit out front with candy and give "fortune tellings" to any kids that come by.

 

I was thinking about it, I enjoy dressing in leaves and stuff (because, why wouldnt you?) So I was leaning towards being a woodland fairy, which I've done more times than I would (wood, he he pardon the pun) like to admit because once again, why wouldn't you want to dress in leaves and natural material? But then I dyed my hair red so I was leaning more towards a fire fairy vibe. But also, I have this slightly slutty outfit I've had for a few weeks but haven't had am excuse to wear, just a normal outfit, not a costume, so my man suggested I wear it and go as a Halloween slut for halloween. I've always hated slutty costumes so naturally it is a fabulous idea to me. Oh the choices!

 

Yes!

My bf is performing with his band that night and I'm going with our shared theme of Harley and the joker.

 

like i said in the other thread, i couldn't find my head. so now in another three minuets it'll be in the past for another year.

 

What did you pick meliai?

 

I had not dressed up for Halloween for at least 15 years. But I did it this weekend, went to a party as Rosie the Riveter type 40's gal.

 

Friend just sent me a phone pic, lol. All that makeup! The lipstick was the weirdest, I just don't wear red lipstick at all, usually just chapstick actually. My hair is tied back with a red bandanna but you can't see it here.

 

I did not dress up and my granddaughters did not like it. They recalled what I'd worn on previous years. Even my d-i-l, who never dresses up, asked why I hadn't.

 

that sounds weird


the gypsies around here tend to just dress like homeless people and offer substandard home repairs and driveway sealing...but require a large deposit of course before the work that never happens begins

 

This is seeming like it might be a very good to time sneak in a nap. The dogs are resting, hubby is still asleep, its cloudy and drizzly.

Yep, I just talked myself into it.

 

well i didn't go anywhere naked. there seem to be unfortunate laws about that.
on the other paw, i didn't actually go anywhere at all.
but i did give a bag of candy that was left over after midnight,
as all of them were, as i suspected they would be,
as i seem to be in the habit of living places that don't particularly attract little gobblings nor their parents,
to the first random stray dumpster diver who happened to come by.