Are you done christmas shopping?

shit, I have trouble grocery shopping, and that's just one store I have to go in.

 

In my younger days I made everything and worked on gifts all year long. These days I only give to my Dad and brother. Dad has gotten an Ansel Adams Wall calendar for the last 20 or more years. I got that in October. I stay away from stores as much as possible this time of year.

My main giving this time of year is a check to our local Humane Society and one to the Alzheimer's Association.

 

I have not even started.

 

However, now that I have outgrown my socks, Christmas Shopping might not be neccessary.

 

The husband and I are about to power shop like a mother fucker. Start to finish today. I hope we both come home alive!

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ccaehhdvboa0lp6/video-2013-12-15-12-12-23.mp4

Me shopping.

Does it work?

 

What was the point of that, Odon?

Were you shopping, or just walking the isles?

Oh, and that store music is terrible.

 

lol people were probably wondering why the fuck you were filming in first person while walking down aisles at the grocery store.

 

Nah, they probably saw it was Odon and didn't think much about it.

 

That was exactly as exciting as I was expecting it to be! hahaha thanks for not letting me down!

 

I just figured out what might be wrong with Odon...

Well, one of the things.

 

I was:
Dropping by to say 'hi' to my brother - he's one of the store managers.
Buying some juice - as documented.
Trying out my new phone.

I was not waving my phone around like some sort of mad man.
I was pretending to be typing messages.
Twiddling on your phone is a big thing, apparently.

*chuckle* no worries.

 

Great idea actually. Maybe a big tv network hotshot will watch this and make a tv show out of it.

 

Keep up: http://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/press/news/131210.htm

 

....he's an attention whore?

 

This is what would have happened to Elvis if he had lived.

Cliff Richard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTI8CWSiZ40"]Cliff Richard - Saviour's Day - YouTube

'Cliff at Christmas' buy it here http://smarturl.it/cliffatxmas

Maybe you prefer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE7hmSxiJ0"]Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine (with lyrics) - YouTube

 

I'm hoping to be picked up by a major Hollywood studio to make a blockbuster.
Look at that sweeping camerawork etc...

 

You should do more close-ups of yourself. If I remember correctly you are a handsome devil.

 

Average. (I'm just around the corner from my house - I'm not In Borneo)

Edit: One is more than enough...

 

Above average I'd say.